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IT Companies Full Names...

Just for fun not for serious....

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

18. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees .

19. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

20. MASTEK : Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana

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