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"Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin Killed

Famed adventurer, environmentalist and TV personality Steve Irwin, known around the world as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray during a diving expedition off the coast of Queensland, Australia; he was 44.

IBM!!!

MBA Vs Bcom Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

HR Logic!!!

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weeken...

Hot HR Interview questions and Answers!!!

1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind. 3. Why should I hire you? You have to hire some one, you may give me a try. 4. What would you do if this happened? Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation... 5. What is your biggest strength? Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company 6.What is your biggest weakness? Girls 7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it? Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today 8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of? Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there. 9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it? Biggest...

Intellectual joke

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton ......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein........... Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims that he is not Newton ...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton .......... Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them that you care. NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to happen with you and som...

True Story Of Two Friends..

Sometimes you need to tell someone that you are sorry Last night you and your best friend had had a fight. You decide not to talk to her the next day. She smiles at you. You grind your teeth at her. She tells her friends nice things about you. You spread Bad rumors about her. She tries to come and talk to you. But you push her aside. She thinks you are a great friend. You think she is a terrible friend. She writes nice notes to you, telling you the best times you had had together. You write all the bad. Deep down you know she's sorry. But all you have is hate. The next day at school you find a note on your desk. It reads: Dear , I tried to tell you yesterday, But you didn't let me speak, I tried to tell you good things, but you were afraid to hear them. I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate. But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That I am dieing. I have a bad tumor in my stomach and it is getting bigger. I'm sorry to have to tell you t...

GUYZ ...

How many have suffered this,

Sillandru Oru Kadhal

Apprisal Letter

Dear Manager (HR), Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible. Signed - Project Leader A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER: "That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for...

Ultimate answer

Aware of AIDS!!!

A 10 year old boy, had eaten panipuri about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS . His parents couldn't believe it... Then the entire family under went a Checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So t! he doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out... The boy said "yes". He had panipuri that evening. Immediately a group from Mallya hospital went to the panipuri vendor to check. They found the panipuri seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the onions, his blood had spread in food. When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS ...... but he him self was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now. :-( Please take care while u eat ! on the road side. Is this true or what?

Parashakthi style!!!

THE SIMPLE FACTS

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world? The electric chair was invented by a dentist. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Every time you lick a stamp, you're cons...

Story that happened in Banglore

Hey this is a real story that happened..................... If you know some one staying in B'glore let them know this If you are in b'lore, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this true story... and let everybody you know in and around Bangalore especially Bannerghatta Road ....... My friend lives in Malleshwaram... One day he went to Bannerghatta Road to visit his uncle for some days as his parents had to attend a wedding in Coimbatore. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Yellahanka for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very late. He caught the last local bus to Bannerghatta Road ..... he reached Bannerghatta Road around midnight...... He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home.... As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like t...

College Geethai

Guess who is he?

(click Pic for bigger view) You will be rewarded, if u guess it correctly!!!

RAMAYANA BRIDGE

NASA SHUTTLE IMAGES OF A MYSTERIOUS ANCIENT BRIDGE BETWEEN INDIA AND SRILANKA Courtesy : NASA Digital Image Collection The recently discovered bridge currently named as Adam's Bridge made of chain of shoals, c.18 mi (30 km) long, in the Palk Strait between India and Sri Lanka , reveals a mystery behind it. The bridge's unique curvature and composition by age reveals that it is man made. The legends as well as Archeological studies reveal that the first signs of hu man inhabitants in Sri Lanka date back to the a primitive age, about 17,50,000 years ago and the bridge's age is also almost equivalent. This information is a crucial aspect for an insight into the mysterious legend called Ramayana, which was supposed to have taken place in tretha yuga (more than 17,00,000 years ago). In this epic, there is a mentioning about a bridge, which was built between Rameshwaram ( India ) and Srilankan coast under the supervision of a dynamic and invincible figure called Rama who is suppo...

Kerala Airlines...

KERALA AIRWAYS - New Low Budget Airline of INDIA ( Please note :- Man going to Cockpit is a Pilot !!!! )

Nice Photography

Kargil-Day-7 years...

Hi, It has been 7 years now when our brave soldiers gave away their lives for us. Its just a reminder for us. Salute the heroes of real life. and pass this to as many people you know. Let not the memory of these soldiers fade away from our hearts.

Next Generation Office..

Planning to adopt next generation of Offices.....

How Japanese take pictures!!!

Their is no limit for being creative...

College Days Kadalai [Sweet nothing]..!!

Does this strike a cord somewhere in your memory of experiences past? He telephones She She: Hello! He: What u doing? She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu irukaaru? He: Ippo dhaan 'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paathen Sun Music la She: Nalla paatu. (And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha') He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya She: *giggles* He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava bayandhuduva He: Come on! Please! She: Poada. I don't sing that well He: It was really sweet. Please paaden She: Enakku odd aa irukku da He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla paadare. She: Nee dhaan sollanum He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya? She: yaenda paduththare He: Sigh! Ok She: I don't have that great voice He: hmmmm She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren He: Great!!!! She: Endha paatu paadatum? He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum? She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai He: Chinna chinna ...

Money...

I am going to say about the.......... Money It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can buy you blood But not life So you see money isn't everything And it often causes pain and suffering I tell you this because I am your friend And as your friend I want to Take away your pain and suffering!! So Send me all your money And I will suffer for you! Cash only,no cheque please! After all, what are friends for, right??

You are Special

The Most Important Part

My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body. Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.' Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer. So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.' She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.' Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was 'No, but you are getting smarter every year, my child.' Then last year, my Grandpa died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was cr...

Who's sleeping and Who's not ???

I Wonder how does the teacher remember their faces n names ???? Can u guess who is sleeping and who is not ???????

Cute photos!!!

LIFE is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

Install WorldSpace FM Radio on your PC...

Wanna to Listen FM Radio on your PC Create a folder FM on your desktop Right click on the file"FMRadio.doc" and click save as Save the file"FMRadio.doc " as" FMRadio.exe" in FM folder Copy the Stations.txt in the same folder Now double click on the exe file. Listen to excellent radio channels sitting at your desk…Enjoy RadioTarana-NewZealand 106.2 HUMFM - UAE RadioOfIndia - Bollywood RadioOfIndia - Bhajans RadioOfIndia - Classical DesiSoundz - India Sabras radio - UK Haagstad Radio - Holand BombayBeats FM

Love story...

There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone except his Boyfriend........she always used to say that I’ll marry you if I could see!! Suddenly one day some one donated eyes for her .......and then when she saw her Boyfriend......she was astonished to see that her Boyfriend was also blind........ Her boyfriend then asked...WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW? She simply refused.......... Her Boyfriend went away saying....JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!

Nice!!!

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other sideresponded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do youknow who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee."It's the ManagingDirector of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "Anddo you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied theManaging Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee andput down the phone ...

Just!!!

Men on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues - one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk." Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Thoughts for Life

The greatest handicap: Fear The best day: Today The easiest thing to do: Find a fault The most useless asset: Pride The greatest mistake: Giving up The biggest stumbling block: Egotism The most disagreeable person: The complainer The worst bankruptcy: Loss of enthusiasm The greatest need: Common sense The meanest feeling: Regret at another's success The best gift: Forgiveness The greatest moment: Death The greatest knowledge: God The greatest thing in the world: Love

Funny Pictures!!!

DANGER OF COKE & PEPSI (SOFT DRINKS)

AND WE DRINK THIS STUFF! Coke & Pepsi ALARMING FACTS!!! The average pH of soft drinks, e.g. Coke, Pepsi is pH 3.4. This acidity is strong enough to dissolve teeth and bones! Our human body stops building bones at around the age of 30. After that it'll be dissolving about 8-18% of the bones each year through the urine, depending on the acidity of the food intake (acidity does not depend on the taste of the food, but on the ratio of potassium / calcium / magnesium / etc. to phosphorus). All the dissolved calcium compounds accumulate in the arteries, veins, skin tissue, and organs. This affects the functioning of the kidney (kidney stones). Soft drinks do not have any nutritional value (in terms of vitamins and minerals). They have higher sugar content, higher acidity, and more additives such as preservatives and colourings. Some people like to take cold soft drinks after each meal, guess what's the impact? Our body has an optimum temperature of 37 degrees for the functi...

SALT THE CURE OF PAIN

I believe that most of your moms always tell you to drink a glass of salt water/rinse your mouth with salt water if you have a sore throat because salt can reduce inflammation. This method has actually been proven (medically) to be really effective and it really can help to reduce inflammation. They have also tested on other medical values of salt and found out that: If you have pain in your joints/spine/body, you can simply try out this method which can help to relieve the pain (especially for old people who have rheumatism). Simply fry the salt let it settle down for a while before applying on affected areas. And if you have a problem of Hair Loss, you can simply prepare a pail of salt water and rinse your scalp/hair with it (it takes about 2 weeks to a month). It will not help in growing of new hair but can prevent. After tedious/strenous excercise, soaking your feet with salt water can help to prevent cramps and pain., and also prevent from skin irritation. Hope it will be of he...

Nice illusions

Death Mr. Bhandari after 600 Days being inComa

Death of Commando Mr. Bhandari after 600 Days being in Coma Late Mr. Surjan Singh Bhandari N.S.G. Commando During The Attack on Akshardham temple on 24th September 2002 this Brave Man fought the greatest battle of his life. Yes he was the N.S.G. Commando Late Mr. Surjan Singh , who sacrificed his life for the Nation. Sadly On 19th May 2004 he lost the Toughest and Longest battle against life exactly after 600 Days being in Coma, he lost this life. The Bullet which hit him in the head made him Unconscious for almost 600 days. His family members were hoping that one day their Hero will open his eyes but he didn't. It was the Longest Wait for the family members of this Brave Man. When the whole India was busy in Guessing Who will be the Next PM of the country - Will it be Sonia or will it be Manmohan Singh, This man was fighting his Last battle. But it's so sad that in the hype of all the Political Drama, the News about his Death was Lost like a needle in a hay stack! Even the le...

WHY Brazil Lost...

UNICEF Ad!!!

Anti-smoking advertisement!!!

The Female Brain!!!

Theory of Physics

IT Companies Full Names...

Just for fun not for serious.... 1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds 8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly 10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings 12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible 13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort 14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers 15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go 16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd. 17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India 18. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees . 19. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments. 20. MASTEK : Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana

It’s really interesting!!!

1. Open internet explorer 2. in the address bar type the following else click this http://vijayasekar.youaremighty.com 3. http:// dot youaremighty dot com and press enter For eg...http://vijayasekar.youaremighty.com (in place of Kumar write your name) 4. dot should be replaced by actual dot character and don't type 'd o t' 5. turn on the speakers if available. Hope u had enjoyed

When the Wind Blows

Years ago a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops. As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received a steady stream of refusals. Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer. "Are you a good farmhand?" the farmer asked him. "Well, I can sleep when the wind blows," answered the little man. Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, hired him. The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work. Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore. Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, "Get up! A storm is co...

Health Tips - Super Fruits...

Kiwi : Tiny but mighty This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fibre. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange. Apple : An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke. Strawberry : Protective Fruit Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. Orange : Sweetest medicine Taking 2 -4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer. Watermelon : Coolest Thirst Quencher Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients f...

Kaadeeee....

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu! 2. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum 3. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?" 4. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan-nnu solla mudiyuma? 5. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu. 6. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae 7. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam .... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma? 8. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?! 9. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?! 10. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum... 11. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum! 12. Engineering Co...

Tips to be young...

Tips of how to stay young........ Research has found that people who generally live longer do so partly because of good habits. Here, Dr Vernon Coleman and others provide some of the following good habits for longevity. 1. Laugh & fun, don't be gloomy 2. Let bygones be bygones. Dwelling on the past inflicts unnecessary stress. 3. Early to bed, early to rise, is healthy & wise 4. Stay lean, being just 30% overweight is bad. 5. Keep learning, reading & socializing - an alert & active mind keeps brain cells healthy. 6. Keep working, doing something you like. Don't retire, it slows down your body. 7. Be the boss of your own life. Letting others push you around produces stress. 8. Too many pills ruin your body, take just what you need. 9. Constantly alternating between weight gain & loss is bad 10. Exercise, quit smoking and eat less fatty foods 11. Do not worry about health & death, just get on with your life and enjoy it.

Miracle Cure For Anything That Ails You Is As Close ...

Illness Food Effect Headaches Fish Eat plenty of fish - fish oil helps prevent headaches. So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain. Hay Fever Yogurt Eat lots of yogurt before pollen Season Strokes Tea Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. Insomnia Honey Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative. Asthma Onions Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. Arthritis Fish Salmon, tuna, mackeral and sardines actually prevent arthritis. Upset Stomach Bananas, Ginger Bananas will settle an upset stomach. Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea. Bladder Cranberry Juice High-acid cranberry juice controls Infections harmful bacteria Bone Problems Pineapple Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in ...

About the Tablets u take!!!

India has become a dumping ground for banned drugs ; also the business for production of banned drugs is blooming. Plz make sure that u buy drugs only if prescribed by a doctor(Also, ask which company manufactures it, thiswould help to ensure that u get what is prescribed at the Drug Store) and that also from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these banned drugs and consume them causing a lot of damage to themselves. We do forward Jokes and and other junk all the time. This is far more important. Please Make sure u forward it everyone u know. DANGEROUS DRUGS THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLEIN INDIA . The most common ones are D cold, action 500 & Nimulid. ANALGIN: This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression. Brand name: Novalgin ___________________________________________________________ CISAPRIDE: Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat Brand name : Ciza, Syspride ____________________________________...

A shocking one...

How to protect the slippers!!!!

AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE PLACE OF WORSHIP? --- FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS

Interesting theorems...

Here are some more of the Interesting theorems After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ...

Lucky Man!!!

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Songkram, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them. Mr Wichai got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives. In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome. Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. "When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible - adored BOTH...

Sardar Joke

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

Friends... never quit!!!

Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters postSince his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name. He would never be famous. He is Amitabh Bachchan. In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, One executive said, "We don't like! Their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." The group was called The Beatles. In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency rold modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married". She went on and became Marilyn Monroe. In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck". He went on to become Elvis...

New Infy Campus!!!

Proposed design of New Infy Campus at Mangalore!!

One Rupee coin phones...

Now one rupee coin phones are introduced in private buses in dhindukkal district of Tamil Nadu.From today onwards it is coming into action.government has been planned to bring this system to entire tamil nadu.This facility is provided by AIRTEL.

Tajmahal Story!!!

Beauty of Maths!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And finally, take a look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

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