Clever Guyyyy!!!

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a
train headed through the mountains on its way to
Wichita . They can find no place to sit except for two
seats right across the aisle from a young woman and
her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman
and the young programmer are interested in each
other,because they are giving each other looks. Soon
the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a
slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four
sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is
thinking to herself,"It was very brash for that young
man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped
him."
The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I
didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss
the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when
she slapped and hit me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad
the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not
slapped him!"
The young programmer sat there with a satisfied
smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is
good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a
beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the
same time!"