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Jokes:Ladies Special!!!

Keep reading gals you would feel happy when u read this!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…
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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????
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Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
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Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions ..
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Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!
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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

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