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Just For Fun (One and only for fun) You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."...

Easy is to get a place is someone's address book. Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart. Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them... Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to make mi...

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate : I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya. Interviewer : ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know , these cricket matches and football world c...

At the age of 1½, ooooops!!!!! This is a real proud of India, the youngest web designer of the world Ajay Puri is an Indian. Ajay started using computer since age of one & a half years. Ajay can use with ease Microsoft products like Word 2000, Excel 2000 , PowerPoint 2000 , Outlook Express , Internet Explorer , FrontPage 2000 , Access Database . Ajay can create web site with all hyper links, thumb nails, background music, frames , DHTML , Forms etc using FrontPage 2000 . Ajay can insert pictures, type out documents with all formatting, create graphs, sort out data list, create sub-totals, create a power point presentation With all animations and sound. His own website is called http://www.microsoftkid.com the name was given by none other than Software King, Mr. Bill Gates. Please visit his website once: http://www.microsoftkid.com

Help this poor girl - pls ... DON'T SKIP OUT I normally don't ask for help. But this girl seems to have been struck by an awful tragedy, which has landed her in this pitiable state. One look at her picture will convince you of her condition. Click here to see the poor girl!!! Anyone willing to support her and provide some help will be doing a great service. Please send your cheques in my name and I will pass on the amount to her. Thank you ... MAY GOD BLESS YOU

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Bottom Line - Different entertainer After a long gap comes director Susi Ganesan. His Thiruttu Payalae features Kaakha Kaakha fame Jeevan in the lead role with Sonia Agrawal and Malavika playing the female leads. It would be a romantic entertainer with Jeevan playing a different character. Impressed with the script, new try, but the script have already reached in Hollywood as Unfaithful and also as Murder in Hindi. Some scenes and story line are similar to those films that I felt. But it is quite interesting to see in Tamil version with lot of turning points, yes, that would be the best part of the script which makes us to guess each and every time the story moves. Photography, acting, music and songs everything is good, except few things. Vivek, when ever he appears it is very irritating to see him on the screen with same kind of stuffs and another factor is Sonia's character because she is a house servant, quite thinkable. Other than that it is a good movie, and the story has lo...

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man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ 4. r road a d 5. cycle cycle cycle 0 6. ------------ M.D. Ph.D. knee 7. ------------ light ground 8. --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet 9. he's / himself 10. ecnalg 11. death ..... life 12. THINK And the last one is real fundoo .. 13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... Are u eager to find the answer for those then check it here !!!

Monthly Salary: 12,000 Expense for Constitution per month: 10,000 Office expenditure per month: 14,000 Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km): 48,000 ( For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km) Daily BATA during parliament meets : 500 Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times - All over India) Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or PA) Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units Local phone call charge: Free up to 1,70,000 calls. TOTAL expense for a MP per year: 32,00,000 TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000 For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores) (Note: The above expenditure is excluding the bribery & Scandals) And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largest demoCRAZY in the world, not intruded into the parliament on their own or by any qualification.

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE :...

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Victoria Portrait Series The first set of British India notes were the 'Victoria Portrait' Series issued in denominations of 10, 20, 50, 100, 1000. These were unifaced, carried two language panels and were printed on hand-moulded paper manufactured at the Laverstock Paper Mills (Portals). The security features incorporated the watermark (GOVERNMENT OF INDIA, RUPEES, two signatures and wavy lines), the printed signature and the registration of the notes. Rupees Ten Rupees Hundered British India Notes facilitated inter-spatial transfer of funds. As a security precaution, notes were cut in half. One set was sent by post. On confirmation of receipt, the other half was despatched by post. Half note This series remained largely unchanged till the introduction of the 'King's Portrait' series which commenced in 1923. Still more to follow........

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Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U. Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE. Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS. Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always. Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core. Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal. Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families. Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles. SO TAKE MY ADVISE AND DONT MARRY ALWAYS BE HAPPY GUYS!!!

Keep reading gals you would feel happy when u read this! Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. —– Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are… —– Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. —– Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares????? —– Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!! —– Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either. —– Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business —– Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions .. —– Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. —– Q: What makes men chase women they have ...

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner!!!! Questions and the Answers given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS Officers now. Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really diff...

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While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr.Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says,"Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington,decides he'd better put Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder ...

Picture on Notepad...!! ever heard ...? Try below you will definetely believe in this what you see....!!! Cool!! (enjoy) 1) Copy the whole picture given below. 2) Open 'Note Pad'. 3) Paste the copied picture in Note Pad and see the result. STUPID!! WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID  

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Enjoy !! A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest Anamika Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it? 2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because: (a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile 3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because: (a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song 4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because: (a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know 5) During trekking, myself and my fri...

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What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? La loo Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down. Laloos family planning policy.. "Don't have more than two children in one year" At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." After having become the CM of Biha...

A Sardarji, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in SaudiArabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment. The Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has ask me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." 1. The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only; lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding & crying with pain. 2. The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly. 3. The Sardarji was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:"You are from a most beautifu...

Coca-Cola was originally green. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!! You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. It is impossible to lick your elbow. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar. 111,111,111 x 1...

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A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulledit over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reachthe buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. Thestore-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The boy asked! , "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn.""Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts yourlawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who waspresently cutting her lawn.The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawnin all of Palm beach, Florida."Again the woman answered in the negative.With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all, walked over to the boy and said,...