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MBA Vs Bcom Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an
Indian......

A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and
fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " look up
at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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