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IT Industry!!!

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:


1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition"

in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U

say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the

only guy around so no issues"

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards

send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.



3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.



4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by

pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to

receive thecall.

6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial

"0"to get an outside line.

7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.


8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is

the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future willbe girls in

HR.


9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking

cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain

about the late working hours.


10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or

three people max, including yourself.

11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL

sitting behind you at the exam.


13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your

gmail is not going.





14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.





15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to

ur friends who are also in IT.





16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12





17.)U r not sure so u scroll back to check it .




18.)And now u r smiling

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