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This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weeken...

1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind. 3. Why should I hire you? You have to hire some one, you may give me a try. 4. What would you do if this happened? Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation... 5. What is your biggest strength? Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company 6.What is your biggest weakness? Girls 7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it? Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today 8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of? Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there. 9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it? Biggest...

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton ......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein........... Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims that he is not Newton ...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton .......... Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them that you care. NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to happen with you and som...

Sometimes you need to tell someone that you are sorry Last night you and your best friend had had a fight. You decide not to talk to her the next day. She smiles at you. You grind your teeth at her. She tells her friends nice things about you. You spread Bad rumors about her. She tries to come and talk to you. But you push her aside. She thinks you are a great friend. You think she is a terrible friend. She writes nice notes to you, telling you the best times you had had together. You write all the bad. Deep down you know she's sorry. But all you have is hate. The next day at school you find a note on your desk. It reads: Dear , I tried to tell you yesterday, But you didn't let me speak, I tried to tell you good things, but you were afraid to hear them. I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate. But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That I am dieing. I have a bad tumor in my stomach and it is getting bigger. I'm sorry to have to tell you t...

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Dear Manager (HR), Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible. Signed - Project Leader A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER: "That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for...

A 10 year old boy, had eaten panipuri about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS . His parents couldn't believe it... Then the entire family under went a Checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So t! he doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out... The boy said "yes". He had panipuri that evening. Immediately a group from Mallya hospital went to the panipuri vendor to check. They found the panipuri seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the onions, his blood had spread in food. When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS ...... but he him self was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now. :-( Please take care while u eat ! on the road side. Is this true or what?

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world? The electric chair was invented by a dentist. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Every time you lick a stamp, you're cons...

Hey this is a real story that happened..................... If you know some one staying in B'glore let them know this If you are in b'lore, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this true story... and let everybody you know in and around Bangalore especially Bannerghatta Road ....... My friend lives in Malleshwaram... One day he went to Bannerghatta Road to visit his uncle for some days as his parents had to attend a wedding in Coimbatore. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Yellahanka for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very late. He caught the last local bus to Bannerghatta Road ..... he reached Bannerghatta Road around midnight...... He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home.... As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like t...

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NASA SHUTTLE IMAGES OF A MYSTERIOUS ANCIENT BRIDGE BETWEEN INDIA AND SRILANKA Courtesy : NASA Digital Image Collection The recently discovered bridge currently named as Adam's Bridge made of chain of shoals, c.18 mi (30 km) long, in the Palk Strait between India and Sri Lanka , reveals a mystery behind it. The bridge's unique curvature and composition by age reveals that it is man made. The legends as well as Archeological studies reveal that the first signs of hu man inhabitants in Sri Lanka date back to the a primitive age, about 17,50,000 years ago and the bridge's age is also almost equivalent. This information is a crucial aspect for an insight into the mysterious legend called Ramayana, which was supposed to have taken place in tretha yuga (more than 17,00,000 years ago). In this epic, there is a mentioning about a bridge, which was built between Rameshwaram ( India ) and Srilankan coast under the supervision of a dynamic and invincible figure called Rama who is suppo...

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