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About the Tablets u take!!!

India has become a dumping ground for banned drugs ; also the business for production of banned drugs is blooming. Plz make sure that u buy drugs only if prescribed by a doctor(Also, ask which company manufactures it, thiswould help to ensure that u get what is prescribed at the Drug Store) and that also from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these banned drugs and consume them causing a lot of damage to themselves. We do forward Jokes and and other junk all the time. This is far more important. Please Make sure u forward it everyone u know. DANGEROUS DRUGS THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLEIN INDIA . The most common ones are D cold, action 500 & Nimulid. ANALGIN: This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression. Brand name: Novalgin ___________________________________________________________ CISAPRIDE: Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat Brand name : Ciza, Syspride ____________________________________...

A shocking one...

How to protect the slippers!!!!

AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE PLACE OF WORSHIP? --- FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS

Interesting theorems...

Here are some more of the Interesting theorems After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ...

Lucky Man!!!

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Songkram, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them. Mr Wichai got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives. In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome. Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. "When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible - adored BOTH...

Sardar Joke

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

Friends... never quit!!!

Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters postSince his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name. He would never be famous. He is Amitabh Bachchan. In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, One executive said, "We don't like! Their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." The group was called The Beatles. In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency rold modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married". She went on and became Marilyn Monroe. In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck". He went on to become Elvis...

New Infy Campus!!!

Proposed design of New Infy Campus at Mangalore!!

One Rupee coin phones...

Now one rupee coin phones are introduced in private buses in dhindukkal district of Tamil Nadu.From today onwards it is coming into action.government has been planned to bring this system to entire tamil nadu.This facility is provided by AIRTEL.

Tajmahal Story!!!

Beauty of Maths!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And finally, take a look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

Believe In Yourself...

Read & enjoy

Just a translation in Tamil (To see how it will be), don't confuse. Save: veaichukoo Save As: aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo Save All: allaathaium veaichikoo Help: odhavu Find: paru Find Again: inoru dhaba paru Move: appla po Mail: postu Mailer: posttuman Zoom: persaa kaattu Zoom Out: velilavanthu persaa kaattu Open: theraa naina Close: pothiko New: pucchu Old: palsu Replace: itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu Run: odu naina Execute: kollu Print: poster podu Print Preview: paathu poster podu Cut: vettu - kuthu Copy: E-adichan kaapi Paste: ottu Paste Special: nalla echcha thottu ottu (too good!!!) Delete: keechidu Virus: mamiya kodumai View: look-vudu Tools: spannaru Toolbar: spanner setu Spreadsheet: perisheetu Database: dappaa Exit: odra dei Compress: amuki-podu Mouse: eli Click: potu sathu Double Click: rendu dhabaa potu sathu Scrollbar: inge angae alathadi Pay Pre View: dhudukku bayascoppu Next: appaala Previous: munaangati Trash Bin: koovam aaru Solitaire: mangaatha Drag...

FIFA World Cup Fever

Mercedes ALL DIAMONDS!!

Why the British left India?

Why Lord Mount batten decided to leave India?

INCREDIBLE THINGS HAPPEN IN AMERICA ...

1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half... 2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below 3) Fold the other end, exactly as before 4) Now, simply turn it over... What a coincidience! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!! As if that wasn't enough ... here is what you've seen... Firstly The Pentagon on fire... Then The Twin Towers... ... And now ... look at this! TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

What We lost after partition of Pakistan...

Its our duty - is it not..???

U would believe it or not, the lines below have disturbed me a lot…… This is not just a word but an issue to be considered seriously in every individuals life. We need not take pains to help other elders in the society, who are left with no one to support. Its more than enough if we see to that our parents, do not face such a situation. And I m sure at one point of time there wont be any old age homes in our country.

An Indian Salesman

The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?" The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India." Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" Indian boy says: "Sir, Just one sale." The boss says: "Just ONE? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64" Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What did you sell?" Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishin...

How Two Russian Journalists Cooked an Egg with their Mobile Phones

Vladimir Lagovski and Andrei Moiseynko from Komsomolskaya Pravda Newspaper in Moscow decided to learn first-hand how harmful cell phones are. There is no magic in cooking with your cell phone. The secret is in the radio waves that the cell phone radiates. The journalists created a simple microwave structure as shown in the picture. They called from one cell phone to the other and left both phones on talking mode. They placed a tape recorder next to phones to imitate sounds of speaking so the phones would stay on. After, 15 minutes: The egg became slightly warm. 25 minutes: The egg became very warm. 40 minutes: The egg became very hot. 65 minutes: The egg was cooked. (As you can see.) Conclusion ..1: Cooking eggs with mobile phones is possible but very expensive ($4.55 or 123 Rubles) Conclusion ..2: All this talk of danger is exaggerated; even if your brain gets cooked, it would take a couple hours of talking on a cell phone.

A puzzle to tease lazy brains...

A puzzle to tease lazy brains …. See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common....... Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Answer: In all of the words listed above, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.

Amazing Numerology!!!

AMAZING NUMEROLOGY TO PREDICT THE FIFA WORLD CUP WINNER Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, he had won this title for the last time in 1970. If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964 Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that only in 1978. And 1978 + 1986 = 3964 Germany, though, won the world cup in 1990. Before that, Germany won in 1974. Look: 1990 + 1974 = 3964 This could lead us to guess the winner of the World Cup in 2002, since it should be the winner of the 1962 World Cup (In fact 3964 - 2002 = 1962). And Brazil won the world cup in 1962! (And, in fact, Brazil won the 2002 WC) This numerology seems to work... And now, who would be the winner of the 2006 world cup? Let's see, 3964 - 2006 = 1958 And who won in 1958?.... Oh, Brazil did!!!

Just Fun...

Idiots of the Year -- Ireland!!!

Can you believe it - Drawn with just a pencil!!

Apply ur brains...

There are two pictures identical; you have to find three differences. If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences . I Have found only 2 differences : Check out this link....... GO VERY CLOSE AND WATCH AND FIND OUT Three differences Go very close to the monitor and watch ,Then only u can find out. CLICK HERE

YOU WON T BELIEVE THIS !!!!!!!!

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn t answer why this happened!and they are trying to fix this bug. So, inform about this to all your friends. TRY IT NOW , IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

Just Fun!!!

Best!!!

Light of the world This composite image shows what Earth looks like at night. City lights highlight developed areas of the planet.

Thattuvum 2006...

1. Nee evvalavu periya padippaaliya irundhalum exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu. 2. School testla bit adikkalaam......... College testla bit adikkalaam.......Ana BLOOD test la bit adikka mudiyaadhu........ 3. Enna than naai nandri ullatha irunthalum athala "thank you" solla mudiyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan vazhkai. 4. Aayiram than irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu.... 5. Yennathan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum Chappathiye SUTTU than sappida mudiyum...............! 6. Ni enna than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir adicha thirumba adikka mudiyathu.. 7. kasu irundha call taxi!!! kasu illaina kaal than taxi!!! 8. kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... aana kovil mani nammalai adicha raththam thaan varum.... 9. Pallu valina pallai pudungalam aana kannu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma 10.Nee Evalovthaan padichu certificate vaanginaalum, Un death certificate unnala vaanga mudiyaathu. 11.Nee Airtel vachirundhaalum Aircel vachirund...

Excellent quotes from Chanakya...

All of these are quotes by Chanakya who was an Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC. "A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are hooked first. " " Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venemous". "The biggest Guru-mantra is" Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you." "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead." "As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it." "The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman." "Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest." "The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direc...

Clever Guyyyy!!!

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita . They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other,because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself,"It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but...

The Secret !!!

One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down." With her eyes smiling, she said, "I know the Secret!" "What secret is that?" To which she replied, "I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others." "The Secret is this: I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply according to HIS riches. I have learned most of the time I don't need half of what I think I do. He has never let me down. Since I learned that 'Secret', I am happy." The questioner's first thought was, "That's too simple!" But upon reflecting over her own life she recalled how she thought a bigger house would make her happy, but it didn't! She thought a better payi...

Hardworkers!!!

Don't Work Too Hard... Or Else......