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1) Tim Berners Lee -- Founder of the World Wide Web 2) Picture taken when microsoft was started 3) Steve Woznaik(sitting) and Steve Jobs of APPLE Computers. He was three months late in filing a name for the business because he didn't get any better name for his new company. So one day he told to the staff: "If I'll not get better name by 5 o'clcok today, our company's name will be anything he likes..." so at 5 o'clock nobody comeup with better name, and he was eating APPLE that time... so he keep the name of the company 'Apple Computers'

NASA predicts Worldwide Holiday on Feb 1, 2019 as the world is scheduled to end the second photo is terrible ....scroll down to see that.... SO, ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.......TILL FEB 1, 2019.........

Dear Mr Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button. There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. We request you to check this. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sittin...

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth. *** Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there *** A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". *** A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. *** A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. *** Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? *** Sardar had twins; he named the...

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. *** From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." *** Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." *** "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." *** Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" *** An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." *** A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" *** ...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop" Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A: SETUP'." Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer: "It says '[PC manufac...

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM . So a worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil... Just when the Clock struck 11... And then... Then... Then... Then... Then... then........ Then... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support sys...